tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12901178.post4243646130549037309..comments2024-01-31T11:37:10.331-06:00Comments on Born-Again Hippies: Your Cell Phone Is Killing MeRandy Haspelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15371114789022032381noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12901178.post-30551341654438588242009-07-30T09:25:49.663-05:002009-07-30T09:25:49.663-05:00May G*d bless the BAH Community! As some of you kn...May G*d bless the BAH Community! As some of you know I have left my post in New Jersey to take a position as the Nashville Czar of Spirituality. As my first responsibility as Nashville Czar I feel that its my duty to call a Memphis Summit. I would like to invite Jackie Fargo, Sireen and the talented Mr. Haspel to discuss this matter of cell phone use while driving... and to do so over a beer. Like our beloved president I am always good for a beer! We could meet at the Memphis White House...The P & H Cafe (aka The Poor & Hungry Cub). Like Club Paradise...All weapons must be checked at the door! To be sure no one acts "stupidly" we will remember the words of the late Momma Jo Patton "All things are to be done in moderation...but sometimes even moderation must be taken in moderation"! After our meeting we will meet @ St. Hughie's for Vespers. I will contact Bobby Weymouth to be designated driver. Go In piss..uh...Peace! Fr.FarkinFather Farkenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00571295113979156361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12901178.post-87267878979950667362009-07-29T14:37:15.522-05:002009-07-29T14:37:15.522-05:00That Jackie Fargo has proven once again what a big...That Jackie Fargo has proven once again what a big goof ball of a fool he is! What are you talking about ...a smell checker! You are the King of Stank! You leave Randy alone. What he says makes perfect sense. You ought to be glad the Spudman is looking out for you! Good job Randy! Beat it Fargo! There! I said it! Thank you Jesus! Yours truly! SireenSIREENnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12901178.post-6540185259744633762009-07-29T11:27:19.660-05:002009-07-29T11:27:19.660-05:00Hey! Somebody turn on the smell checker cuz sumpen...Hey! Somebody turn on the smell checker cuz sumpen stinks in the River City & I'm not talking about Frayser! Is this the same Randy "LIVE WITHOUT A NET" Haspel! Terror of Midtown Memphis! Ah yeah? That's because you had a bodyguard named Sputnik Monroe always to intervene & protect your singing/ song writing Sun Label Sissy Boy buttocks. Hell! Your still hiding behind his name. You big PUSCHKA! The truth is... if your Bodyguard Sputnik was alive today..He'd be driving down Beale St. with one leg hanging out the window...a cold beer between his legs...a pistol on the dashboard...a chick under his right shoulder And a cell phone to his ear yammering at Billy Wicks about a rematch! He wouldn't be wearing a seat belt because he would of torn that out to tie up any red neck that got in his way to only throw him on the bumper! Hey Little Sputnik! I know your kind! You are trying to take away all our liberties! Take a way our guns? How in the hell do you expect to be waited on at Robilio's? Now you want to take away our cell phones! How about this! I once was driving down Poplar Ave. listening to the Radiants singing about The Vultures Of Love! I was so into the song I ran right through a red light... hit a back side of a beer truck...crashed through my wind shield and landed in a car load of Iranians in a Corvette convertible which opened up a can of whup ass! Check that one off for the USA! So I had a wreck! Are you going to take away my Radiants? Are you going to take away my CD player? Are you going to take away my ears? Are you going to give me a lobotomy? What's arfing next? Don't get me wrong? I know A cell phone can be annoying! Some dope was talking so loud on his cell at Patrick's that I turned his cell phone into a butt plug! Though no longer a hand held he still has his phone! It must have been on vibrate because he had the weirdest grin on his face!JACKIE FARGOnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12901178.post-68804860809196624962009-07-27T05:32:19.788-05:002009-07-27T05:32:19.788-05:00Randy,
I have almost been killed by drivers using ...Randy,<br />I have almost been killed by drivers using cell phones who just managed to stop while I was making a turn. Urban assault vehicles is the term to use and what happened to the high gas prices that was keeping them off the roads and onto dealers lots.<br />The use of these items by teens is asking for trouble as they have a tendency to use them constantly and to binge drink pretty damned often. I am an alcoholic and I have seen a lot at meetings and I can state for a fact that young people cannot handle alcohol nor responsibility.<br />I do not hesitate to say that young boys (they are not nearly men yet) nor girls (same about women) become deadly weapons behind the wheel of autos and using cell phones. <br />Great topic Randy.<br />Keep on keepin on.<br />Bob Weymouth '65Bobnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12901178.post-1201461271936502302009-07-27T05:29:49.805-05:002009-07-27T05:29:49.805-05:00On a related note, perhaps you've seen this:la...On a related note, perhaps you've seen this:larrydavid<br /><br /><br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vp6H9hR4nIM <br /><br /><br /><br /><br />jsJimnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12901178.post-85413260543652486172009-07-26T18:17:49.065-05:002009-07-26T18:17:49.065-05:00Cell phone, Smell phone,They all suck and when it&...Cell phone, Smell phone,They all suck and when it's your son or daughter that gets screwed up in a wreck because the "other driver" was chatting away, maybe we'll all get mad enough to do something about it. Don't ya just love the MADD moms? Now we need MACPIC-- "Moms against cell phones in cars." Hell I'll start the club, ya'll ready?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12901178.post-86139337575365959752009-07-26T16:57:53.507-05:002009-07-26T16:57:53.507-05:00Yes Mr & Ms Driver, now you can "See the ...Yes Mr & Ms Driver, now you can "See the USA in your Chevrolet". Your choice of the following up-grades: Blue Tooth, Blue Balls or Blue Steel. Just keep that motor mouth go'in, you'll meet your maker soon enough.<br /><br />By the way, keep those damn cell phones out of restaurants as well. Hopefully, restauranteur's will install scramblers and we won't have to be an involuntary party to a conversation we don't want to listen to in the first place.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12901178.post-73743301450050724652009-07-26T14:54:02.708-05:002009-07-26T14:54:02.708-05:00Since RJ was so astute as to link The Kid From Bro...Since RJ was so astute as to link The Kid From Brooklyn it was a no-brainer to check if the Big Man had an opinion or two on cell phones:<br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jK7cYHZ-i0Y" rel="nofollow">One Here</a><br />and<br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QB-rtaXbl-4" rel="nofollow">Another Here</a><br />and possibly related:<br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uETbfNLonFU" rel="nofollow">This One</a><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6LrC_Ct3Nk" rel="nofollow">And This</a>kimknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12901178.post-26758579487604769292009-07-26T07:32:15.574-05:002009-07-26T07:32:15.574-05:00Guns in cars. Guns in church. Guns in hospitals....Guns in cars. Guns in church. Guns in hospitals. Guns tucked into pants so that they are invisible to the unsuspecting fools around us. Who knows when we might have to blow someone's brains out? You lookin at me? Itz mah cuntry. Ah got rahhts. Ah think Ah'll pick mahself up a AK-47 juss to show. You know. Nobody gonna fuck with me.<br /><br />So, the question for the day is:<br />In which country on this planet will someone invent a cell phone that can also spit out 300 rounds a minute of soft nosed lead ?.....and here's the second more difficult part of the question. Ready? Which country will, after inventing said device, make sure that every high school and college kid has one at all parties that they might attend on the weekend....because, hey we got amendments in our Constitootion that tell us we can.<br /><br />Is it Naked Gorillia? Is it Soutern Hysteria? Is it "this land was made for you and me?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com