tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12901178.post6288198835987957676..comments2024-01-31T11:37:10.331-06:00Comments on Born-Again Hippies: Monkeys Be Losin' They MindsRandy Haspelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15371114789022032381noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12901178.post-80223713777031483092012-08-06T22:32:04.942-05:002012-08-06T22:32:04.942-05:00Travis the chimp lived in Connecticut. The attack ...Travis the chimp lived in Connecticut. The attack happened in Connecticut.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12901178.post-77271420922183995022012-08-06T22:30:16.753-05:002012-08-06T22:30:16.753-05:00Travis the Chimp lived in Connecticut and the atta...Travis the Chimp lived in Connecticut and the attack happened in Connecticut.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12901178.post-64164420537264028612010-04-24T10:42:17.432-05:002010-04-24T10:42:17.432-05:00Look at the little monkey run!Look at the little monkey run!davethedognoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12901178.post-26303870368783688132010-04-24T10:37:16.631-05:002010-04-24T10:37:16.631-05:00Look at the little monkey run!Look at the little monkey run!davethedognoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12901178.post-79627026482267508472009-06-01T12:12:23.407-05:002009-06-01T12:12:23.407-05:00Bless your heart me dear brother Randy! I would li...Bless your heart me dear brother Randy! I would like to apologize. I was trying to edit but instead I deleted my last post. I know a new subject has begun but I find all your monkey bidness fascinating so I must leave a word or two. I am so glad you & the Muddy were able to take that beautiful daughter & beau-hunk to the deepest, darkest Jungle Room of Graceland. However I do have a bit of a bone to pick with the Sputmeister. Now I realize that not even Guy or Benard Lanskey or Daddy O'Dewey nor Scatter himselvis wouldn't be caught dead in that golden monkey suit but to call that suit lame borders on the sacrilegious. Fats Domino loved it so much that he got one just like it 'cept twice the size. That suit was a work of art! It sanctified the moment. With Elvis it worked! All that was missing were the wings! Another thing! Cheetah confessed to me. He really doesn't consider his art ABSTRACT! Cheetah sez he considers his art to be the TRUTH FROM HIS EYES! Scary isn't it. As Chuck sez...TOO MUCH MONKEY BIDNESS FOR ME TO BE INVOLVED IN! And don't forget for those who are suffering www.antimonkeybutt.com! The peace of the Lord! Fr Farken PS: Here's to you Capt. Killabrew.Father Farkenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00571295113979156361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12901178.post-5514895619638009612009-05-30T02:41:30.334-05:002009-05-30T02:41:30.334-05:00Funny the good Padre should mention Graceland, whe...Funny the good Padre should mention Graceland, when just today we took Melody's daughter and boyfriend from Seattle to stand in the Jungle Room. The "E" certainly had a fondness for ceramic monkeys. And the 3 TVs are mounted just like they were when Elvis shot out the picture tubes. I wanted to make an offer on the gold lame suit, but it had a stain on the pants-leg. On second thought, we could probably clone "E" with those pants.<br /><br />The Cheetah situation is the only chimp story I know with a happy ending. At 76, Cheetah is now the oldest living chimp in captivity and does indeed pass his days painting inside a primate sanctuary. For a donation, you can pick three colors and Cheetah will paint you an abstract and sign it with his thumbprint. He even sent an 8x10, signed glossy which we keep with pictures of the family. Better yet, don't Google Cheetah. We love our original Cheetah and if everyone ordered one, the value would decrease. These are tough times and you never know when we might be forced to sell.<br />Timba aru. <br />RandyRandy Haspelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15371114789022032381noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12901178.post-6730338679022538382009-05-29T18:07:44.770-05:002009-05-29T18:07:44.770-05:00rando - the moment to "seize upon theyselves" has ...rando - the moment to "seize upon theyselves" has arrived. do not turn back.senor willienoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12901178.post-81629008622308814632009-05-29T17:51:15.033-05:002009-05-29T17:51:15.033-05:00Not only does Randy know all about Cheeta, he had ...Not only does Randy know all about Cheeta, he had a painting done by Cheeta for my birthday a few years ago. Ain't he somethin'? MuddAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12901178.post-19562702726643625902009-05-29T11:57:13.017-05:002009-05-29T11:57:13.017-05:00Bill Killebrew was scatter's 1st trainer/owne...Bill Killebrew was scatter's 1st trainer/owner. He incorporated his skills as a cartoonist with a children's show on Memphis TV. Bill was like HAROLD AND THE PURPLE CRAYON! It was all about the magical line & where the drawn line would take you. His drawings were usually interpretations of popular songs being played in the background. Elvis use to say that Killebrew must have had a wild & wacky side that he kept from the public because Scatter was a whiskey swigging, sex maniac. He was definitely the weirdest & horniest of the Memphis Mafia...& that's saying a lot! Chased all the ladies, would cop a feel...looked up their dresses...... while... uh....waxing his chelali! A real deviant that only Father Francis could forgive! But he could also be quite charming. He would dress up in a fine suit while appearing to be driving The E around in a Rolls Royce. Scatter got where he was tossing people in the air, hogging the Lazy Boy & The remote, drinking all the whiskey, shitting on the walls...& the fact that he couldn't take control of his own chelali... he had to be caged. One day scatter bit the hand of the maid that fed him. Two days later scatter was found in the cage dead hovering over a peanut-butter-nana sandwich reading a book about Jesus. Elvis mourned so deeply that he ordered 40 television sets...had all 40 sets turned to the same Musical Special! Elvis got out his pistols!POP!POP!POP!POP!POP!POP!POP!POP!POP! Robert Goulet never had a chance! The Peace of the Lord! Father FarkenFather Farkenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00571295113979156361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12901178.post-48863372297331017682009-05-29T10:18:08.902-05:002009-05-29T10:18:08.902-05:00Randy,
You don't know the half of it. Consider the...Randy,<br />You don't know the half of it. Consider the fact that Cheeta, the chimp star from the Tarzan movies, is still alive and selling paintings.<br />You can visit his myspace page: http://www.myspace.com/cheetathechimp<br />His favorite band? The Monkees.<br />bbAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12901178.post-79578594314571809652009-05-29T07:20:46.410-05:002009-05-29T07:20:46.410-05:00Randy,
You have finally written something that I c...Randy,<br />You have finally written something that I can get my teeth into. I believe that if you do your 'due diligence' you can find many more historical, current and relevant examples in our everyday simian related headlines.<br />With warm personal regards on the eve of my 60th birthday,L'Chaim to me.<br />Freshman BobAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12901178.post-28596594338502534722009-05-29T07:07:15.784-05:002009-05-29T07:07:15.784-05:00Randy, you have waaaaay too much time on your hand...Randy, you have waaaaay too much time on your hands :)Janehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00220765895479445093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12901178.post-12498108107931215602009-05-29T06:15:25.132-05:002009-05-29T06:15:25.132-05:00perhaps tarzan wore that loin cloth not out of mod...perhaps tarzan wore that loin cloth not out of modesty, but for protection<br />uun-gowahmalcolm levihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11592546395059219887noreply@blogger.com