Monday, April 28, 2014

For Grizz And Country

After every Memphis Grizzlies game, my brother-in-law is fond of getting online and posting, "I am a Grizzlies maniac," with several exclamation points, depending on the closeness of the game. As of this writing, the opening series of the NBA playoffs is still undecided, but win or lose, how exciting has this been for Memphis? It's a wondrous thing to see this city come together and rally around a common cause. Just think, if we could only get the City Council to do the same. For this community, the Grizzlies mean so much more than basketball. They are a focal point around which all of Memphis' citizens can unite, and those occasions have proven so rare, it's worthy that we celebrate when it happens. My only problem is, with three overtime games in a row, the Grizz are fixing to throw me into cardiac arrhythmia. Thank God for Obamacare.

I now understand how, once you know a player's background and watch his attitude on the court, you become more invested in the games and individual performances. Your spirits rise and fall throughout the season until the storyline plays out. Judging from the last couple of games at the FedEx Forum, Grizzlies fans' spirits are pretty damn high. My wife has attended several games this season, while I am content to watch from the couch. It's tinnitus. My ears just can't take it anymore. But the entire Forum nearly burst right through the flat screen the other night. It's no wonder the Grizzlies were named "best overall professional sports franchise" by ESPN The Magazine. And that includes baseball, football, and hockey.  The city's adopting this team and these players is nearly as heartwarming as all the work these guys seem to so happily do for the community. This group has a workmanlike ethic for a blue collar town and the fit seems just right. The league needs a team like this precisely because they play as a team. I just hope the new owners don't screw it up and try to turn the Grizz into the run-and-gun Lakers of seasons gone and past. Why mess with a good thing?

How can you help but not admire these guys, especially the Grindfather himself, Tony Allen? This guy is everywhere. Statistics can't begin to show what he adds to this team. I am hesitant to admire him too much, however, for fear that they'll trade him. His defensive play is an art, and speaking of same, I'd like to add a word about defense. When you speak of the Secretary of Defense, or say a game was a defensive struggle, the accent is always on the second syllable. So why does a sports crowd always scream "DEE-fense?" Because Memphis is supposed to be different, I'd like to urge our citizens to be the only fans in all of sports to shout, "de-FENSE!" That will mess with the other teams' minds. That aside, the last two games the Forum was rocking with chants of "Z-Bo," and I thought I saw paint chips falling from the ceiling after Mike Miller went on a three point tear. Even before we learned the name, Beno Udrih, Melody and I were screaming, "way to go new guy!" at the television screen. What's better than watching Mike Conley's calm under pressure? And we definitely got the right Gasol.

A year ago, I wrote a column that said the Grizzlies were great, but the music sucked. Since then, I've heard Willie Mitchell, Curtis Mayfield, Isaac Hayes, and James Brown over the arena's speakers. So, all praises to the tune selector and I hope my rant helped. Now, if I could just make a couple more suggestions. If a player on the opposing team travels, play a snippet of Rufus Thomas singing, "Justa, justa, justa walkin'." When our big men block an opponent's shot, Elvis' "Return to Sender" would be appropriate. And when one of our guys hits a three-pointer, play Jerry Lee Lewis singing, "Goodness, gracious, Great Balls of Fire." Also, the Bar-Kays' "Soulfinger" needs to be the team's fight song; only the crowd can scream, "Go Grizzlies," where they shout "Soulfinger," in the original recording. One more thing, why must they play that same inane chant in every arena right before tip-off? Let's chant "Na, Na's" with Wilson Pickett's "Land of 1000 Dances." While we're at it, "We Will Rock You," is one of the worst grooves in popular music and is awkward for Memphis folks used to clapping on the two-and-four. And were you aware that every time that heavy, guitar-drenched song where everyone yells, "Hey!" is played, you are profiting Gary Glitter, a sexual deviate so depraved that they kicked him out of Thailand? Keep it simple, fellas. It might be enjoyable to watch an entire arena full of crazed fans doing the "Funky Chicken." Even more fun to be there doing it.

7 comments:

Alan Copeland said...

Right on point, there, Randy. The Grizzlies are much more to Memphis than a basketball team. I hope the music suggestions make it to the proper people to make it happen. This is a great Memphis team and a great Memphis crowd, so they need the backing of a great Memphis music soundtrack...

nantash said...

Great article!
I've sat in that Forum when there were just a few of us hard core fans...now its so thrilling to be there when it is a packed house. Yes, Saturday night might have been the loudest ever!
Whatever the outcome this season, we have a winning team made up of outstanding athletes.
Go GRIZ!!!

Eddie Hankins said...

I agree that, overall, the music played at Grizz games is great. My one big complaint is the repeated use of AC/DC's 'Thunderstruck', which usually appears in the 4th quarter of close games. While the music and the beat of the song are definitely jock jam-worthy, the lyrics seem tailor made for the team that we are currently tangling with in the playoffs, the Oklahome City THUNDER. Whether this song is ever used at games in Oklahoma City or not, I have no idea (something I read once seemed to suggest that they are more inclined to go with OK native Garth Brooks' "The Thunder Rolls"), but even if they don't use it, neither should the Grizzlies. It might as well be Oklahoma City's fight song and you sure don't hear Alabama's band playing "Rocky Top" when they tangle with the Vols.

Gregg said...

I hope you guys have a long run in the post season. Nothing like basketball excitement.

Billy Slais said...

Well written, RJ...as usual. I have similar feelings about my Golden State Warriors. Steph Curry is a pillar of the Oakland community and one heck of a guy...as are most of the other Warriors. Jermaine O'Neill is 30+ years of age and doing well off the bench. Your Grizzlies always give the Warriors a tuff time; but, hoping we play each other in a future playoff series..

Eddie Hankins said...

Just to add to Randy's list of suggestions, although not a Memphis song, it's too appropriate not to mention: when Courtney Lee drains a 3 pointer, the DJ's should play the opening line of 'Mr. Lee' by the Bobbettes. You know, '1,2,3. Look at Mr. Lee...' Go Grizz!!

Eddie Hankins said...

Also, Randy, I like your "Go Grizzlies" idea for "Soul Finger".
You should get some guys together and record that. The B-side could be a Rufus style dance craze number: "Do the Grit'n'Grind"! It'd be a hit!